Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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