Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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