yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize