i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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