We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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