He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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