You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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