But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
