i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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