Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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