All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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