Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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