if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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