I got chris browned last night
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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