don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this just has baby written all over it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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