chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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