My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We just shotgunned beers for America
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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