And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Why did my mother make you get naked?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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