the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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