Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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