nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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