ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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