those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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