I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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