She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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