My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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