i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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