How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I understand Curling. That high.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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