Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
