I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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