i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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