dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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