a queef is a wish your heart makes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My feet surprised me
there is puke in my bra ... again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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