I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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