using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
