sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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