Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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