HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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