Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
