I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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