Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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