I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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