Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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