He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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