thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
This is my gift to your gina
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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