You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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