Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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