I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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