this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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