Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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