I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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