THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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