Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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