No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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