discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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